A Priest, A Rabbi and a Photographer walk into a bar……..

……..And the photographer says … the photographer says ………

I got nothing.
Seriously.
Nothing.

Why are there no jokes about photographers? Well, there are a couple but they are terrible. Is it something we said? Or did?

While lawyers enjoy a plethora of comedy junctures, we photographers have to be satisfied with the “Say Cheese” factor.
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So, if you know of a great photog joke, post it here under comments.
And we don’t mean : How many photographers does it take to change a lightbulb? 50 – one to change and 49 to say “I could’ve done that”.
OR
What’s the difference between a photographer and a pizza?
- a pizza can feed a family of four .
Been there, Done that.

And please not the baby photographer joke. Oh, go ahead. Google it. You’ll be sorry.

Let’s have a laugh.

And the weekly giveaway returns next week. Along with the NEWSLETTER.

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Upcoming Events

  • CES
  • Jan. 5th-8th, 2017
  • LVCC, Las Vegas,Nevada
  • WPPI
  • Feb. 5th-9th, 2017
  • Las Vegas Convention Center

Is there an event we should know about?
Let us know on twitter.

Current Exhibitions

  • Met Breuer
  • Diane Arbus-In The Beginning
  • July 12th – November 27th, 2016
  • 945 Madison Avenue
  • New York, NY 10021
  • Phone: 212.731.1675
  • Whitney Museum
  • HUMAN INTEREST:
    PORTRAITS FROM THE WHITNEY’S COLLECTION
  • APR 27, 2016–FEB 12, 2017
  • 99 Gansevoort Street
  • New York, NY 10014
  • Tel: 212.570.3600
  • Getty Center
  • Richard Learoyd: In the Studio
  • August 30 – November 27, 2016
  • 1200 Getty Center Drive
  • Los Angeles, CA. 90049
  • Tel: 310-440-7300
  • Museum of Modern Art
  • Nan Goldin
  • May 26 – Feb 12, 2017
  • 11 West 53 Street
  • New York,NY 10001
  • Tel:212-708-9400
  • Yossi Milo Gallery
  • Matthew Brandt-River and Sky
  • November 3–January 21, 2017
  • 245 Tenth Avenue
  • New York,NY 10001
  • Tel: 212-414-0370
  • Howard Greenberg Gallery
  • EDWARD BURTYNSKY: ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS (1981 – 2012) AND SALT PANS (2016)
  • NOVEMBER 4 – DECEMBER 31, 2016
  • 41 East 57th Street, Suite 1406
  • New York,NY 10022
  • Tel: 212-334-0100
  • Peter Fetterman Gallery
  • UNSEEN: Silhouettes and Shadows
  • December 10, 2016 – February 25, 2017
  • 2525 Michigan Avenue Gallery A1
  • Santa Monica, CA
  • 90404
  • Phone: 310.453.6463

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